A confident man covers neither and walks.
I see you’ve met Mr. Wang Hung Lo
“Don’t you see my clothes? Then you either must be a fool or too incompetent!”
A stylish man moonwalks.
Just sauntering around, enjoying life.
Smiling, shaking hands, nodding, pointing, like he’s Gordon Ramsay. Wait, that IS Gordon Ramsay!
That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can’t see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn’t clear)
Why are these men walking through crowds naked? Was this a common issue in Sun Tzu’s time???
I played naked frisbee in college one time. I hadn’t realized it before, but running with your nuts flopping around is fucking painful. I had to hold them with one hand which is fine when you’re playing frisbee, but how the hell did men fight like that with a sword in one hand and a shield on the other arm?
Gotta give the boys some support when you get up to speed.
I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.
“If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?”
“My face.”
a bard wears donuts
