My solution was one of these on a swing arm lamp clamped to my headboard. I habitually turn off the overhead light before I get in bed and turn on the reading lamp. I’ve had the same lamp for almost 50 years. My high school girlfriend wrote her name on the inside of the shade, so, I’d see it at night. It’s still there. I’ve used it to read in bed all that time.

I don’t need a remote or a phone app to handle this.

I hate to admit how long this took me.

Didn’t we actually steal Wernher von Braun?

Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:

What did that mean for the remaining instances of the same building? I imagine they were all built to the same high quality China is known for.

Written by hand. Not just once, if you wanted a good grade. You needed at least one draft to correct mistakes. And, some teachers required the paper to be written in ink.

But, I read the book, too.

We taught my son to read, we knew we couldn’t trust the schools to do it well. He read above grade level all through school. Being able to read well means you’ll always be able to learn. Schools don’t want us to be knowledgeable, they want us to be useful to the billionaires.

Doesn’t matter, the worm is in your brain, and you know or are reminded the product exists. That’s all they’re aiming for.

Also, a lot of people think they’re immune to advertising. No one is. The only protection is never seeing them.

On the very rare occasion I choose to watch some media with an ad I can’t skip, I mute the volume and put my hand over my eyes, so I can just see a corner of the screen and know when it’s over.

I’m sure there a plenty of people who enjoy Harry Potter, who’ve never heard of the controversy.

And, I hope they never do. Let people enjoy things.

Go ahead and downvote me now.

I’m wondering about the penis holders.

New! For that special gooner on your Christmas list!

Rudy’s menu near me. 2.50 more for “moist”.

I don’t think I’d want to be a billionaire. A hundred million? Yeah. But, any more than that I think fucks too hard with the head. It’s an impossible amount to understand, and the power that comes with it corrupts.

You might say, “then, just give most of it away”, and yeah, that makes sense, but I don’t know how fast it happens. I don’t know if I’d be able to. I think once I realized it was really mine, it might be hard to “just give it away”. I don’t know what that corruption feels like.

And, I’m not sure I want to.

No. I’ll take the $19 and I’ll leave being a billionaire to the people who handle it so well.

Gotta have time to talk, drink, take a piss, get a snack, argue about the last play, etc.

Hey, glasshole! Your pervert glasses just got a new update!

Lemmy is better than Reddit.

For now.

They cornered Luigi into a plea deal because they know no jury will convict him.

We’ll see what happens with the state charges.

I never learned to swim. If you see me on the shore, while you’re drowning, I’ll be one of the people pointing at you.

I haven’t bought a car in almost 10 years. But, there’s this guy saying he has a lot full of used cars, $2500 to $4000. And, he says people are calling to ask if they can finance that small amount, whereas they used to just pay cash:

https://youtu.be/mdOOAxf7Cb4

Since you’re going to eat like you’re on vacation, you need to exercise to match.

Powering a real GF’s night of fun:

Powering an AI GF’s night of fun: