People who masturbate less than twice a week make a loud sound that only I can’t hear??? That’s so specific!

Wait wait wait… Is the implication here that there are people who masturbate LESS than twice a week??? 😰

Edit: holy shit I just realized that’s Elijah Wood

My alarm app has a setting where you have to solve math equations to make the alarm turn off or even use the snooze feature. You could even set it to increase in difficulty. I got pissed off at it and stopped using it after about a week.