I remember when the only censored thing was the final stages of a bonsai kitten.

Umbrella is spear with other uses

Whoa crazy I was just watching this scene on my Emby as I scrolled past this post.

“Babe you’re going to need a new friend”

You’re missing out on thousands of dollars worth of paid poop breaks!

The fucking what?!

They should open the cans and pour the contents directly into the bag

Christianity is an infohazard

I made a creature and then killed it before it had an opportunity to comprehend me and I’m offended by that so I’m going to torture it for eternity.

King

Intrinsically funny? Not really. But I like seeing communities, especially organised and elitist ones get cleverly disrupted by trolls and shit posts that get a ton of engagement, both good and bad.

Like that guy who posted in Microsoft flight Sim subreddit showing a selfie of his first day on the job at a real ATC tower. Only its not really him, just some random ATC and the tracking screen behind him was edited to show two planes on a collision course. Half the sub was balling him out for not paying proper attention, another half was deeply sus and demanding proof, and the third half was just quietly recognising a masterful troll post and enjoying the show.

Look what the wokies have taken from us!

You can retire from cops or military at a surprising young age.

That probably doesn’t apply here though

Sleep well, prince. Then wake up and go about your old day once more.

Pervatin?

Can’t bleed out if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease

Smiling, shaking hands, nodding, pointing, like he’s Gordon Ramsay. Wait, that IS Gordon Ramsay!

He created the world as a paradise, for sharks omly

Followed by Gimmie A Minute, Geez!

They always seem to want to do something to my butt.