Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.

Genius and madness in equal measure.

I want mine still mooing.

Does a nude woman jiggling down a beach not count as NSFW anymore!?

It’s like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.

That’s so cool. Thanks for the information!

So cool. Are they interactive? Do they recognize you and let you pet them?

But I’m still technically innocent lol

He does look a little challenged tbh.

I’ve actually hollowed out my pieces, deflating them slightly, then filling them with cork. Gives them just a little more pop and responsiveness on those big moves.

They’re no apples, but they’re pretty good. I guess it’s unfair of me to compare the two.

Anyway, just give me a round little honey(crisp).

Poser who’s never even tasted dog shit says what?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I would love to destroy myself with stress tonight, but this fentanyl is just hitting the spot a little too well for me to stress.

The plaaaace…Washoregingtooooon…

A CostCo that has converted exclusively to self-checkout machines.

I love you, too!

Your mom is from the Paleolithic era.

That’s just how it is. I don’t question the Bible.

40 year anniversary, baby!