Unfortunately, I’m not as into cocktails as I used to be.

And a pretty girl who has already eaten.

You can do both of those things in GTA.

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Yeah, you’re to blame for everything bad and God gets credit for everything good.

Technically. But they’re a shell of what they were. Man I’d love to see a new take on a GTO VR4. And why’d they use the Eclipse name like that. :( :(

My first car. I still want to try out a G8 sometime.

They look ripe for a plucking.

I love kids, but I’m like a 6 on this scale. Even 7 feels like pushing it.

Can we skip the pretense of the “crab” and just give me my fried cream cheese, please? Unless you’re going to use real crab, but that’s like 1 in a million.

The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan before flipping to the other side. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=butts

Prepare your white balls for my red and brown COCK

Extremely valid point.

I never realized we hired those guys, too.

Watching Messi is like watching real-life magic. Doesn’t even make sense half the time.

• Boarding Schools.
• Eugenics, including forced sterilization.
• Nuclear weapons.
• Internment of Japanese.
• Hiring of Nazis after WWII, after inspiring them before WWII.

5. And only Oscar Mayer Thick-Sliced. It’s just the best. Still good kinda floppy, still good dark, but extra perfect when perfect.

If dinner goes well enough with your parents, maybe you can kill two birds with one stone.