Right there, in the photo, silly.

Depends on the bees. Bumble bees and honey bees are beebros. If you’re a bro they will know, and be your bro.

If they are “killer bees”. They gonna “fuck yo shit up” no matter what. That door glass won’t protect you for long.

They knew.

I’d be more worried if they were ok. Anyone well adjusted to this is sick as fuck.

In latvia, there is no potato. Only secret police, and cold. The good news is death comes soon.

You misspelled holodomor.

Maybe he mad cuz he innocent.

She knows. That’ why she is smiling and laughing.

Dogs can smell people’s emotional states. They smell the adrenaline in people who are afraid and infer danger. They smell oxytocin and whatever else when people are in love. They read body language, well. They know. When you love dogs, they will love you.

When I go to the dog park, all the dogs hang out with me, sometimes even more than with their owner, and the owners comment on it with a mix of humour and jealousy. They go back to playing for a bit then come back to me for more affection. My wife calls me DoggyJesus because I have so many apostles.

Solid shitpost. My first reaction was anger for the poor dog.

Then I realized there are no airbags or crumple zones, the driver isn’t wearing a seatbelt and car pobably doesn’t even have one available. The driver is also likely three martinis into his day already and so are most of the other drivers on the road with him. The dog might actually be safer than anyone else here.

Depends on the speed you drive.

Nsfw flag please

Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he’s ever said.