Boomer Humor Doomergod

A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure

Even bad ‘shops took human effort

This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”

One thing’s for sure: both of them don’t want kids hwacking off in their camper

This car comes with its own wakka-chakka-wakka-chakka guitar soundtrack

A confident man covers neither and walks.

Millions of man hours preventing catastrophe only to be met with the perpetual refrain “What do we pay you for?”

Those people deserve to be as honored as those who worked in the space program, but all the recognition they got was the movie Office Space.

There were binders that had these sort of things built in that could hold a lot of paper with a long metal band.

Really useful for shimming door latches.

I can’t play any of those instruments but I know how to make hard tack edible and can reef a sail.

I’ve also got a copy of Lobscouse and Spotted Dog for making authentic sailor meals

Gridlock doesn’t maximize it. Bumper-to-bumper at 80mph does, though

Staten Island should just go be part of New Jersey.

Who’s the fuzzy guy over the shoulder of the woman the man is looking at?

That’s what I am.

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

That’s it, get the LLMs fighting

And the research amounted to “if you torture people enough they die”

No, the conflicts would simply be more damaging.

Humans, regardless of intelligence, are destructive. More intelligence just means more destruction.

We are the Fermi paradox made flesh.

This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me

Gray does not understand the relief of cancelled plans.

We shall see