the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
Caine: well…
Lilith: Im stuck in a cave stepson.
“I’m literally made out of one of your bones! And you STILL can’t find it?”
And don’t forget it was handcrafted by God to perfection.
Also the smallest…
But does he eat you out, Eve?
It’s also the tightest pussy…
Yes and I’m hungry. Fetch me a sandwich
