If those things were real we’d probably eat them

I would support any petition for grant monies.

You thought right!

Nice posture!

Why didn’t you bring some friends?

Fun at parties!

Anyone who uses “thine” in a sentence gets an extra toe on their dick.

Yes and I’m hungry. Fetch me a sandwich

Even yes is sketchy and you should probably just go home

Everyone? Not I!

That picture is so fucking racist lol

Where’s the shawarma?

We had burgers for dinner.

Something something Boomer

Sure it is. It’s on the internet.

Don’t rub your eyes after cranking a wad of these up your cooter!

Only if you throw them correctly

Impossibru!

Where shit

Wow dude. Cosmic bring down