You’re nowhere near as clever or original as you think you are, kid

They’re making a better point that you did

And a bellybutton

Which implies that god was birthed

So, by whom?

I value the life of any dog over any Zionist

I got my first car in my mid forties

Before that, I lived somewhere with great public transport, which I used all the time

My car is electric. A little BYD dolphin essential

They’re coming to 'Murica eventually, and they’re great

I’m extremely happy that I’m not paying for fuel, but yanks can eat dicks, because your fuel is still incredibly cheap and you choose stupid cars.

I’m an incredibly lucky man

I’ve led a life that even I sometimes have to remind myself isn’t a dream

I have loved deeply, been married, divorced, engaged again to the person who is my best friend

I have travelled, seen amazing things, lived in a few countries and experienced things I couldn’t have imagined

I have studied at university, as well as getting a trade and progressing a very long with that

I have been wealthy, I own some stuff that the younger me would think is pretty cool, but I have few material possessions now because “stuff” doesn’t really matter to me

I have lived in some of the biggest cities in the world, and now I enjoy peace and quiet in one of the most beautiful places in the world

The porn I create has tens of millions of views, I’ve done things that are wild, creative and on occasion, sexy

I’m the luckiest bastard on Earth

I’m tired of people who are clever with regard to one thing thinking that they’re right about everything

You’re not a genius, you’re autistic, and your one niche subject of interest isn’t actually making the world a better place

Pest animals such as deer are about the most ethical source of protein you can get in my country

I’m all for eating feral animals whenever possible

Netanyahu needs the eyes of the world to be elsewhere while he kills Palestinians, takes more of their county and does the same thing to Lebanon

He has Trump under his thumb because he has serious dirt on him, and his slimy little cunt of a son-in-law is guaranteeing him financial gains

I’m sick of the conspiracy theories turning out to be correct.