For me, it depends on the authenticity.

There’s too many people that talk God this and God that, because they’ve been told that’s what they are supposed to do as a God person.

But then their actual actions are not what a god person is supposed to be.

I’ll take a 10% Christian that walks the walk 10% of the time over a 100% Christian that walks the walk 10% of the time any day of the week.

I’m honestly kind of surprised Ford hasn’t re-released the Mercury or rebranded some cars as Mercury brand.

They weren’t good cars, but they had songs and brand appeal. And who knows, maybe somebody would think well of them.

I may be lawful stupid, but I’m a good boy, goddamnit.

I wish that anyone whose wish involves harming other people, either physically, emotionally, or sarcastically, gets permanently flaccid dick toes, starting with Proprietary_Blend.

And don’t forget it was handcrafted by God to perfection.

Same

I mean, we basically have, in my opinion, the choice of a civil war, some sort of revolution, or complete and total economic collapse, and rebuilding after the collapse to fix America.

I don’t see any other way than that.

Probably not 14-year-old me, but 12-year-old me, yes, because I used to lie to my classmates that I lived in a three-story geodesic dome home with a hot tub on the top main floor, and now that I am an adult, by complete and total happenstance, I live in a three-story geodesic dome with a hot tub on the top main floor.

I am not attempting to defend my lying, I know it was stupid, it was foolish, and I regret it to this very day, but it is interesting that it became the truth eventually.

And they say romance is dead.

The correct answer is to not reply to this text, and then eventually the girl will break and ask you why you never replied to the text, to which you can say, “Oh, that was you? I thought it was a scam text. I don’t talk to unknown numbers”.

I wonder if Malcolm X ever considered that alienating white liberals decreased their ability to help his cause.

I’m not white, and I am left leaning, but I don’t know what the current technical definition of liberal is, so I don’t know if I’m a liberal or not.

But if I was listening to Malcolm X as a white liberal and liking what he has to say and believing in his cause and then he hit me with that line, that would cause me to feel powerless to do anything to help him because apparently now I’m dangerous and I don’t know how or why.

Does anyone know if he ever prescribed a course of action to remediate the danger of the white liberal?

Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize buckminster Fullers geodesic dome supremacy.

This is so devious.

I guess it means I owe you another taco.

There’s also the .001% people like me and my dad that are hyperlexic and taught ourselves.

There’s the only thing I can think of is that the people making these made them to post on facebook and Instagram, and so they have to comply with their absurd puritanical morality system.

You can’t say fuck. God forbid the word fuck is shown to a 13-year-old. But f*ck? Perfectly fine.

And because they are so pervasive throughout the world, their rules have filtered into other social media.

It’s insane, and we should kill every single person that complies with those rules.

We hang enough heads up outside of the lemmy servers, eventually people will get the point that they can say fuck on this website.

If you bring the titties, I’ll bring the fruit.

When I was in third grade, one of my classmates came up to me and asked me to spell ICUP and I spelled it E-Y-E-C-U-P the way you’re supposed to, and they got mad at me and said that I ruined the joke.

I nominate myself.

As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.

Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.