arctanthrope

it’s not “I’m chaff,” it’s “I’m chuffed”

the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing

which-rings-of-power-character-are-you/

hey that one’s technically about the right kind of rings

it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater

you’ve got a neat trick up your sleeve if they try to burn you though

“stroking your cock with a folded up pancake” are you trying to hit a word count or something? just call it “flapjacking” like everyone else

I was under the impression that that’s the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy