A big fat giant turtle, man.

The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.

Aight I’m out

Why is Anne Hathaway looking at me like she’s my kid brother and mom just said it’s his turn to use the computer?

All of them and no one can convince me otherwise.

Weed is such a harmless little bullshit drug to be so ridiculously over-the-top hyper criminalized in some countries like bruh.

Weed is gonna ruin your life because if you have it on your person imma sens you to prison for 30 fucking years and ruin your life.

It does not. Make. Sense.