The ultimate roast will be when the harvest is not bountiful, because you were, in fact, telling the truth.

How wonton.

I… Still wouldn’t watch this movie.

But I’d chuckle at a YouTube clip of it.

“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.

They might even tell you to leave early.

President Madagascar, a person on the internet is angry at us!

Shut. Down. Everything.

I would no longer mind if he decided to break free and put us all out of our misery.

I guess the 2nd panel is Syndrome from The Incredibles, the 6th is Hal from Megamind… The 4th looks like Kermit, but if Kermit napping is a meme then it’s one I’m not familiar with.

If she be like that I’m gonna guess she’d still have trouble feeding one positive pregnancy test.

I can still make out the words.

unzips

One of my all time favorite memes

How did you know my mom’s nickname for me?

The soundtrack for your grandkids’ meme

Can they make a frog sized version so we can gay the frogs?

I don’t care, because reddit, but this makes me wonder if you can just have an AI generate a generic face and feed that in.

It’s obviously not about bots. Isn’t spez friendly with Peter Thiel?

I’m starting to think maybe we don’t deserve Ken Jennings.

Nobody should take that as an invitation to ruin him for me.