10/10
Which prison are you being held in?
Mark Watney shitposting on lemmy.
I think your plate is overcooked.
You know, it’s generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the plate from exploding from heat.
wrap it in tinfoil before microwaving for crispy exterior
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Stick a fork in it too so it’ll carry more heat deep into the potato.
And attach C4 to the potato in case it gets any funny ideas
…of your kitchen
I just put them directly on the rotating glass thingy
Potato is mostly water.
Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.
I must try this. Can you spare a nuke?
Not after I’m through with it.
Mmm, communion wafer.
Potato/potato
Is that a lunar crater model for a school project?
Be careful. I’ve heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.
This looks like a comet flyby.
This looks very interesting. What is this?
