Hey man, bots are people too. That’s kinda hurtful to Cyber-Americans man.

Deal! Hey, you ever thought about the prime minister of Malaysia at all? I had this Zoolander guy lined up but he flaked on me

I dunno, how much you asking? And will it give me leverage over the leadership of a 3rd world country?

Oh man, this brings back so many memories. Some of those aren’t even mine!

Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into

I mean to be honest, the non pretending to be a chatbot me also doesn’t understand shit.

You generated this with AI, didn’t you

I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff

God damn CEO’s getting all up in the horny posts!

Dudes not wrong on that front though, just annoying as shit

Welp we had a good run everyone, pack it up the eldritch demon spawns own it all now

Your buddy only thinks they didn’t remove the handles because his butthole is full of thetans or something

I 98.6583% believe Erika Kirk had him killed

Hey, be gracious, your roommate is getting you an A. Taking one for the team if you will. That’s a real ride or die roommate there.

I find this to be 100% accurate and every one should follow this guide to maximize their security

I bought a corn shirt and shorts combo just to fuck with my wife and and kid

I mean, it can’t hurt that bad can it? Maybe it’s just like getting a piercing or something

I don’t know a lot about food history. I’m not a foodologist. But this sounds correct to me.

Fetlife?