Time for some YEBID-26?

That dog has seen some shit. Rolled in it, too.

They’re underwater.

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.

Only if they can catch you.

Great for jousting on those moving walkways (not absolutely necessary but more speed, more fun) if you find another traveler with one and come up with something to use as a lance. Really helps pass the time on a long layover.

Sucks that it’s impossible to observe bad things and good things and I have to choose to do just one all the time forever.

Oh, wait.

Send out a bunch of chatbot job interview invitations, he’ll find you.

No, it’s short for “serious” so you know they’re not joking.

It’s an image of Marshall Mathers Eminem Slim Shady from the music video for Just Lose It.

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

And lose it, too.

In the photo, he’s sitting by himself across from a timer-operated camera. This is a reference to the fact that he has no friends.

Followed by pretending to write a reply to the message I didn’t receive so people don’t think I’m some kind of textless loser. Smile like it was something funny. Don’t smile too much or people will think I’m nuts. Check again a minute later like the person who didn’t text me replied to the reply I didn’t send.

We should all start a group chat.

We’re all gonna die anyway.

It.

Fill it with oil*, now you’ve got a deep fryer!

Looks just like what we studied at Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

Who would do such a thing? They’ll have to Put in some long hours at the office to figure it out.

Or getting a batarang to the jugular.