What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
Can’t be. Meat isn’t blue enough.
No, I heard those meals need to be “steamed” 🤪
“We do things a little different around here.”
And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.
“We do things a little different around here.”
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
Or all you can eat with a tablet
This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup “for the troops”. And the barbecue is not good. It’s not inedible or anything, it’s just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.
I feel bad for people that don’t have access to good Barbecue.
As someone who lives in 1 of those areas and visited Texas once 3 years ago I agree… I never had bbq ever like that before. Thats all we did for 3 days straight, bbq, brewery, bbq, brewery, concert festival at night. Best trip I had in a long time.
24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?
Where are you getting $24 handjobs?
Hey, I heard you have $24…
And it’s burning a hole in my pocket
It’s a quick handy, gotta maximize profits. A little rugburn is inevitable.
Finally, a career that I can excel at
Rudy’s menu near me. 2.50 more for “moist”.

Sorry, I brought my own
Rudy’s is good in a pinch but way better options across TX.
Oh if that’s what’s being served at $25 I’d wonder if I’m trapped on the Abraham Lincoln and just dissociating/imagining my daily life.
That’s like 16 Costco hotdog meals.
More like 15 here, sales tax sucks in WA
10.4% last I checked. Nice and regressive.
10.55% combined state + county + city in Seattle.
I hope you don’t like schools or an educated population
Sales tax is regressive.
There’s a bandannas bbq in town and I can get at least twice that amount of food for only $49.99
There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.
And the pickles are the only thing worth eating.
OMG yum!
As a vegan, if you’re partaking of killing animals for their meat… and your result is that pathetic dry cut of flesh… it’s extra extra evil
At least make it worth it
As a non-vegan, I agree with you.










