She’ll be up there if she wants to.

This is gonna have to be a home viewing because there will NEED to be at least one pee break and stretch exercise in the middle.

Nah, I know I’m fickle

We know better today, though. Our narrative will simply end on flames.

With their fingers? Like they use to wipe their butts?

No, he was the the worst thus far.

Have you seen corn prices in the western US?

Animals like pigs, rodents, turtles, and some fish are known to be capable of butt-chugging oxygen when the need arises.

I want to see “butt-chugging” in an accepted scientific article now.

Burning this place to the fucking ground

Lit cigarettes don’t give off much smoke by themselves, you could sneak it pretty easily.

But they’d then have access to something burning … it’s not that hard to start a fire with a cigarette

You can come to my house and take them all

No, those fuckers are just regretting how little they smoked and drank.

Give it a shot. They’re just sycophantic stochastic parrots anyway.

No meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur

I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.

Don’t tease me.

Facebook did a big crackdown on “fake” names ages ago. I recall being forced to change my account to use my “real” name instead of the one by which most of my friends and acquaintances knew me. Have they given up trying to enforce this?

Aren’t those mostly fiberglass composites?

No, I don’t think I will