Fuck that noise.
You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.
Then release a dozen roombas
I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn’t wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren’t so useful.)
Really confuse them, use this version of the Imperial March
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling



