Fuck that noise.

You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.

Yeah, but all the inattentive parents can now successfully pass on their genes and social values… Which is why we’re seeing a huge age verification push online right now. If those people or their children got mauled or eaten at higher rates then we wouldn’t have this problem.

I’ve seen AI do my job, good luck with that.

And a hot pocket is just a savory double-stuff poptart.

It’s obviously chest hair.