Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.

Babylon Bee, the source of this, is a far right clone of the Onion but doesn’t quite understand how punchlines work.

Where is Mr Savage? Bonesaw is missing. Need more Macho Man.

Why does Israel treat others so badly?

An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground

Thanks friends!

Mordecai Stew-Broth would like a word

Then he swiped his credit card to pay me.

Epilogue: the bastard filed a chargeback so I quit the case. The perp walked.

What about countries that used to be fascist and then returned to capitalism? Italy and Germany seem to be embracing capitalism again after going through some of the worst a country could endure.