How do we measure success? By most accounts, the people who have achieved the most success are viewed as monsters. The real challenge is finding what makes us content with what we have. I have cats and a tiny garden - it’s where I put my love and energy. The food I grow is my sign of success.

Success was a lot easier when I stopped following the crowd and found happiness. What do you do well for yourself?

Crime pays. I should’ve been a criminal

I used to do the voice for IVR phone systems until 2019 when AWS integrated Alexa voice and overnight all of the work stopped. Literally, it was September I saw Alexa and by October all clients moved to the integrated voice menus.

By the time escrow closes the pizza will be cold

Right about what, Ed? Right about what?

There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni

Did you see their owl?

The Valar having subscription services is too funny

Having had both that RT-5300 and Ethernet, they both have problems.

Marty would rap a bbno$ song that the kids wouldn’t be ready for.

Maybe they have wiper brushes and high speed weather stripping.

Found the mantis

but where meme

Sorry, I’m not able to recall the name of a dog older than Eisenhower. Guess this is boomer humor that will be dead and gone when you are.

Appalachian may be one of the only styles of country that isn’t gross yet.

Ok, but that’s bad country. Good country is still alive and kicking

Austerity Potter

Put uncharacteristically between the two hads and you’ve got cromulence.

No, it was something I made up to highlight the ridiculousness of whatever the beautiful plastic people chase