I’m 165cm (5’4")
Everything I say is a short guy thing to say
I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons
Ya but I bet you’ve never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.
Does it count if you’re running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?
That’s very big of you!
You learn to cope or you get mad. I’m glad you coped with being Frodo’s brother.
I don’t understand the need for hating on short men and body shaming. We should come together to hate on men for their character.
It’s their idea of what a facist looks like while ignoring the fact that Trump is pretty big.
You wouldn’t get it
YoU wOUldN’T gEt It
This kinda reads as a list of things an obviously butthurt person would say
A chunk of them would just be pretty hilarious to say to me as an obviously big guy
Yeah I’m 6’5 the short memes would be actually funny.
So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?
That’s such a short guy thing to say
“Jesus, is it your time of the month!?”
“Awwww! Your truck/motorcycle is adorable!”
“Shhhhhhhh…hush.”
“Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”
“Come on, give me a smile.”
What would you post if you were a real shit poster?
Return_of_chippy in this thread:
Okay buddy
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IF I CALLED WOMEN FAT
Huh
I vote we make “big truck energy” the opposite of “big dick energy”. Like: “you’re giving real big truck energy right now.”
You’d better be at least 6’7" before saying most of that to me since it won’t make any sense otherwise. But joke’s on you anyway since I’d just fall in love
“Ok buddy” is my go-to when someone is raging in a multi-player game
The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong
“Calm down”
I find the word Champ to be wonderfully patronizing.
“What’s got you down, Champ?”
Lmao I use it unironically in a friendly way with coworkers all the time.
I used to call my friends “son” back in college.
How’s it going Chief?
Lordy that one gets me.
Don’t let it get to ya sport
Wait, “you sound emotional” is bad how?
You wouldn’t get it
uhhh probably football or baseball
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