Seth Taylor

What is loss?

No, really, this one has escaped me for years

Awwww thank youuuuu 🤭

Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf

Yes, but they’re both vegan

Awooooobsolutely positive

EDIT: Whoops

Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf

I think I saw a video of a girl putting two hotdogs in her bun once

It’s like mustaches: they don’t look nice, but they feel good

I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!

Alright, cut the track!

Elemenop

I’m 165cm (5’4")

Everything I say is a short guy thing to say

I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons

Bryan Griffin? Is that you?

What… did I just read?

It’s finger-licking good!

You should be in bed, it’s midnight

Me? I’ve just started a movie

Hell yea! To hell with math and science and stuff. I just turned 48.33 kilograms old! Happy birthdensity to me!

Man, life is way more fun now!

I’m the only guy in my band because I’m the only member of my band

EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that’s different.

EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it’s not. I’m alone in my gang-bang too.

“Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with

I mean, even one is difficult enough