If you make this for me, you better let me sink my beef into your ass afterwards

Horn of America

what virtue is your pursuit?

salt

what?

salt in the pretzel bag

tap I’m using my own bag

“put bag in bagging area”

places bag in bagging area

“unknown item in bagging area, please wait for attendant”

Fml

Fucking Cazadores, the bane of any new vegas run

…$20 is $20

Oogway: “there is only news, there is no good or bad”

Shifu: “Tylung has escaped!”

Oogway: “that is bad news!”

*weak

How am i supposed to drive without my drivers juice??

Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I’d do alright. If not, then I’m fucked

Only if you’re a coward

Both, although I probably dont need the icon

Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!

Nothing ever is

Kachow!

He’s got enough holes for everyone

Thanks spunch bob

No, you’re thinking of clitoris eastwood