Jfc that second one I need. I’ve got a guy who just says “hello” and I fucking refuse to reply to that. One day he’s gonna learn to send me the whole damn question in one text. I’ve even told him just send me the whole thing at once and I’ll reply when I can, but he still doesn’t get it.
My hot take is that this applies to easily-googleable questions too. I wanted YOU to tell me the circumference of earth, not the scientifically accepted answer. Its called a game, Clark. Sometimes we want whimsy, not scientific nuance.
I’ve sent this to a couple of people where I work: https://dontpastetheai.com/
Several years ago we had our Teams status set to https://nohello.com/ and it seemed to help.
Jfc that second one I need. I’ve got a guy who just says “hello” and I fucking refuse to reply to that. One day he’s gonna learn to send me the whole damn question in one text. I’ve even told him just send me the whole thing at once and I’ll reply when I can, but he still doesn’t get it.
My hot take is that this applies to easily-googleable questions too. I wanted YOU to tell me the circumference of earth, not the scientifically accepted answer. Its called a game, Clark. Sometimes we want whimsy, not scientific nuance.