Thank you very much for the person who gave me this piece of paper. You’ve just done your country a great service. Thank you, and I hope you don’t suffer in a gulag for it.

God damn!

And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this Stop! Stop! Stop! And bring back…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI

I fear for you. Wear sunscreen.

That phrase lives rent free in my head to this day

Dinner? That looks more like a sweet roll.

So they still use real bawls?

That you?

Yeah they still carry it. I pick one up for nostalgia purposes every now and then if I’m there

Whaaaat? You’re crazy. I mean there’s no way they could keep something that monumental under wraps like that.

I mean, imagine if say, a senator died. What would they do? Fake an injury? Pretend he was in the hospital and ask for privacy while he recovered? Pretend he’s fine and on the mend but refuse interviews because he needs space to recover? Tell journalists he’s working from home and working harder than anyone but refuse to go on camera? No, no way they could hide something like that. Not in this era of surveillance. Not possible.

You need a comedy necrophelia community my guy

Dude, that GE clock is the best, that watch is also solid af. Plus look at all those nice old receivers, I bet they sound great.

Also what’s the hate on the tire gauge? Does another kind exist other than a slide stick? Does another fancier kind even need to exist?

I also loved him in The Color of Magic!

Don’t use google images then?

Is that Mitch McConnell?

how does that even anatomically work?

Jfc that second one I need. I’ve got a guy who just says “hello” and I fucking refuse to reply to that. One day he’s gonna learn to send me the whole damn question in one text. I’ve even told him just send me the whole thing at once and I’ll reply when I can, but he still doesn’t get it.

Remember when malwarebytes was like… actually good and the go to for free anti virus?

Next time ask her to screenshot the solution for you or ask her to show you.

You joke, but rest assured this abomination is real.

Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery

Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.