Maybe this is why I have no guy friends. I’d always ask how they were, and they would bust out in song, singing the Animaniacs song of countries.

I don’t get it. What’s going on in the last panel?

I mean…when kids say “I’m running away from home”, now they have options.

Unclear if unironic.

Google map services hate this one offline trick!

What if I have big tiddys AND a beard/penis?

I wish I were a slut…

Just gonna leave this right here…for no reason

I think 10 year old me was the coolest! That was clearly my peak.

42 year old me now wonders why I can’t wear boxer shorts, and drain chains as a necklace, with a yin yang charm on a bracelet anymore, while drinking a capri sun.

3. Maybe even 2. I’d have to see it in person.

Yes. Let this go viral. Everybody use it! Maybe one day a stop sign company will download the wrong image from the internet, find this, and some small town in Illinois will have “Slop” signs all over town.

…I have no idea how stop signs are made.

“Two comments posted in comments section.”

I bet one of them is the line from skyrim about Khajit.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we are.

Found the pro wrestling fan who’s permanently stuck in 2002.

Well, you know the phrase. Once you go black, you go deaf.

Cat: Count your blessings human. I am ALLOWING you to place these cookies on my paws for your little photo oppertunity. Make no mistake though, I am the one in control here. Now and forever. I am a cat! Hear me roar!

Meow.

Human: Perfect! Now to upload this to all my social media! I am going to get so many internet points!

WE’RE NOT ANIMALS

Uhhhhh…yeah we are.

Probably the same young kids that REFUSE to buy oscillating doormats, or refill the blinker fluid on rental cars.

GenZ, I tells ya…

Still a pretty big roach.

…am I supposed to understand this?

Is this macrophotography? Or is that roach 3 feet long?