I changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm.
That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
Modern problems need modern solutions.
i still think it’s hard to beat the flaming trebuchet load of dog poop on the front door
Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
If I ever figure out how to be happy single I’m not ruining it by getting into a relationship
hyup
Never tell anyone they need to be in a relationship to be happy, because you are happy in your relationship.
I should think that would be obvious.
Also, be honest with yourself about whether you are as happy as you want to be in your relationship. It’s your life and time you’re spending and we all get a limited amount, you deserve to be as happy as you can be.
Propane bobane
The premise of this advice is such bullshit! I recognised that I had a whole lot of love to give and no one to give it to so I went out and got into a relationship. It definitely made me happier and we’re 8 years in at this point.
