Post a picture of yourself holding a sign.

Well I asked the scat man and he said “Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope”

Just fold in the cheese

Religion makes a lot more sense when you think of it like parents lying to their kids to get them to behave.

Like yeah, don’t kill each other because uh… because someone is watching and will kill you twice as hard forever.

Point is, the elf on the shelf is my lord and savior.

… Unzips …

I remember this meme from my childhood. Still funny

The real trick all along was always reducing you

Less people = less consumption.

Very cool. Glad you’re still working on it.

You can implement end-to-end encryption and simply delete anything that was flagged as csam, even without validating that it is. Do you really want to see that shit? No. So are you really going to spend the time validating before deleting? I know I wouldn’t.

The worst that would happen is you’d end up deleting someone’s actual file because someone else maliciously reported it. And it would have to be someone who knew the link was even there to find it and report it. That’s a pretty unlikely scenario for a temporary file share.

Reminds me of South Of The Border rest stop

Now I can’t even take UFC seriously.

absolutely zooted

What decade is this?

Trademarks are not verbs. So when I say something was photoshopped, it’s clearly not using the trademark. So it’s ok.

Technically, you’re inside the skeleton. And the skeleton is always moist.

Huh … I always pictured rizzo as a power bottom

Why are you dead naming Lil Tracy?

(I have no idea who that is, I just googled)

Rage Bait (noun): doing something intentionally and obviously wrong to generate a visceral or “knee jerk” reaction on the part of the viewer, causing them to comment and improve engagement.

Okay but they’re not. Right? Data points by themselves aren’t data. That’s why they have a different name.

If you look at one data point, then everyone with red hair is a billionaire because I saw one once.

Anecdotes aren’t data.

Ride my ass so closely that you put me in danger, and I’m taking my time.

It seems like a good idea but we’ll never know unless we try

I lived within sight of the statue of liberty. Often forgot it was there.