Note: this is fake, but still funny.
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i’ve learned to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake
I want to believe :(
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Does anyone have a spare herd of goats (asking for a friend)
Wait, you mean someone would lie on the internet? Just for the laughs? I dunno, seems far fetched.
Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?
Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
Here’s Western District commander Bunny Colvin on the importance of the brown paper bag to civilization.
It’s fake, op said so in the comments
It’s not just fake, some version are AI generated. Here are other versions from search engines:
So?
I like the cut of her jib
What exactly is a jib? And why was it cut?
Promote this man!
What do you want out of life?
Why is your tuna canned, instead of swimming in the sea?
Because it makes for great sandwiches
Well it’s not quite a nib, and it’s not quite a jiffy, but man!
So to answer your question I don’t know
I didn’t know that wasn’t allowed
I like this. Thr George Costanza defense.
“Ya know? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If I’d have known that this sort of thing was frowned upon, well…certainly nobody told me.”
goat roper chicks need love too
Not a bad lifestyle if you ask me.
careful. this may be the first confirmed photo of a negative fuck
Sounds like a solid hang tbh
I can fix her!
Who am I kidding? She sounds like a blast!
If this were we rate dogs she gets 11/10, the doggers get a 14/10.
…did you just call her a bitch?
Since this a woman I did not call her a bitch.
Well, no…you did. It’s BECAUSE she’s female that means you called her a bitch.
In case you still don’t get what I’m saying, a female dog, is by definition, a bitch.
