The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?
Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
Here’s Western District commander Bunny Colvin on the importance of the brown paper bag to civilization.
It’s fake, op said so in the comments