Wife: …okay, bastard, I’m in!
Is this terriblefacebookmemes. We get it boomer you hate yer wife haha
The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.
Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.
lemmy users only like memes that make them feel superior to other people.
this one fails on that account, so it must be shamed.
Boomer ass meme.
I wish donald duck was my wife so bad
Feathers so soft…
The real shitpost is always in the comments
Sexy time? No thanks
Movie? No thanks
What do you want to do?
Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.
Why not just ask? Or:
I’m gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
OMG you are so hot I want you right now.
Not that it’s someone’s responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking “sexy time?” wouldn’t make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.
Even better - "I’m gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "
Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it’s in the delivery not the suggestions.
Guess I’m lucky, my gf and I look at each other and just ask “wanna touch?” And 9/10 times touchy time commences. Literally zero bullshit nuance or mind reading. We have great communication and neither of us dance around what we want. Best relationship I’ve had.
We love sex and do it everyday, and generally do compromise up (if either of us want to we do) but I so love me some nuance, too. Often, approach does matter and it’s nice. “wanna fuck” because I am bored is less likely to land than if I approach my husband physically, I know this. He knows me too, and how to get me started.
Again - I don’t think it’s necessarily a requirement, just good to know how to ask, and to be aware of how your partner is feeling at the moment. Likely better results if you care to.
Brother you can’t start with sex and expect to get good results, she’s not your right hand.
played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.
that beep is a horrible sound too, sounds like a microwave. like they couldnt program something better than a basic beep?
I’ve heard the exact same beep from AC units.
Can you turn that off on a PS4? I know you can on a PS5
Not on PS4, but PS5 is much louder. They programmed the PS5 so that the startup sounds and music must be played through the TV, even if headphones are plugged in and settings are set to push all audio throigh headphones
Wife bad huh huh huh funny
Why bad? Both husband and wife have something to laugh about. This is one of them and it happens subconsciously. It is worse, when you can’t acknowledge it and take offense at such “life situations”
To me this reads as “look how dysfunctional we are! I don’t know how to communicate! Lol!”
i heard “WAAAA BOUNDARIES!”
You can turn the beep off
she would still the the tv screen going live from the bedroom
ok so shes trying to sleep probably from a hard day work and here youre running all over the house turning on all the things and crawling up walls? what are you a cat?
the fuck is with lemmy quality lately? sounds like a bunch of abusers airing out their dirty laundry in an AA meeting.
playing video games is the worst kind of abuse
you stretched hard for that one bro. watch out you dont pull a muscle.
typical “women are bad” meme format psyops.
