• Pacattack57@lemmy.world
    21·
    4 hours ago

    The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.

    Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
    62·
    6 hours ago

    Sexy time? No thanks

    Movie? No thanks

    What do you want to do?

    Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.

    Why not just ask? Or:

    I’m gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?

    OMG you are so hot I want you right now.

    Not that it’s someone’s responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking “sexy time?” wouldn’t make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.

    Even better - "I’m gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "

    Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it’s in the delivery not the suggestions.

  • TORFdot0@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    11 hours ago

    Brother you can’t start with sex and expect to get good results, she’s not your right hand.

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
    10·
    16 hours ago

    played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.

  • Smoogs@lemmy.worldEnglish
    913·
    22 hours ago

    ok so shes trying to sleep probably from a hard day work and here youre running all over the house turning on all the things and crawling up walls? what are you a cat?

    the fuck is with lemmy quality lately? sounds like a bunch of abusers airing out their dirty laundry in an AA meeting.