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I can go lower than gas station hot dog
vending machine
Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.
I think that’s my low.
Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.
Would you like a bite of my egg salad?
Gas station sushi ftw.
As someone who’s had IBS for 30+ years

It’s not a “gas station hot dog.” Say its name, bitch. It’s called a Big Bite. With free “chili” and nacho “cheese” straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you’re not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp…
“Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”





