Sometimes I shit and puke at the same time. Heck I’m doin it right now
I don’t feel blessed
With the vomit
In my chest
I feel like coughing
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Bruh clearly isn’t shitting hard enough
The clarity for about ten seconds after puking is peak.
So . . . Literal shit post.
That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.
Your mom says hi, by the way.
Don’t blame phones for ruining shitting. Before phones, we had shampoo labels to read.
And magazines. Books. Remember how people used to keep books by the toilet and I was always thinking. Ewwwww
Who does that?
but if a friend hands me their phone to show me something I never worry if the last time they went to the bathroom they were holding it.
I’ll be taking my phone with me the next time I need to puke.
There is no god! Lol
Saw this while shitting
The moment after puking and the moment after waking up is the same thought: is it over yet?
Nirvana of V O M I T
If I puke while shitting do I become a god?
You get the “leaking from both ends” achievement.
So… Ayahuasca?
It is quite cathartic
Bro that’s what VR goggles are for. Duh…
