Whats the joke?

Monstress

Oh I didnt even think of that.

I mean its 95% fake but it doesnt really make a difference for discussing it as if it was real.

I think it deoends on the relationship between the two and the kind of meeting they had planned. If its a date and grey bailed for an other date, thats really shitty. If it was a casual meetup between friends and grey bailed for a dating opportunity, its not that shitty and green was a bit rude with the follow-up, but again depends on their relationship and how they usually communicate. In any case, the last few messages are completrly overboard.

Whats the contradiction?

OP going on a psychosis-level ego-tripping rant about how they learned to read minds through juggling. Its definitely a shitpost but overusing the ableist slurs a bit.

It seems so stupid to me that Americans took over the name football for a sport thats not even mainly played by foot, and then pretend like thats the sport that naturally belongs to the name. Like wtf.

No need to find the square root of infinity, its a limit expression. Value should be -3, pretty cheap sandwich