Meh.

“Woman of your caliber” and “apologize in person” is too much but honestly this is like 80% of a good approach: direct, short, setup a meeting in person, in public.

I can’t wait for it to get an ad supported free version

Are there two wolves inside you?

Ok but how do they taste on a sandwich?

Godzilla would be a great president.

That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.

Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?

Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.

This a good post. I won’t narc on you tho.

Scawy communism

Typical bmw driver, checks out

You’re welcome.

Welcome to cop city.

Convention sounds like a banger.

Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.

Nothing says “I’m going to kill my whole family when I inevitably lose my job for being an insufferable dick” like this post.

Show up in a fursuit to establish ???

But really, the obvious thing to do is go eye for an eye and steal their food in turn.

And they’ll be paid for by the gun industry

Tetrass