Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.
Fucking hate them and chickens tbh. Eggs are just too good.
Ducks have a marginally better attitude and personality, and their eggs are much better, IMHO
I’m on around #30 in my life, both ends of the spectrum across that time. Currently have 3, they are all hybrids with silkies and are all doscile. Last batch were barred rock absolute assholes that would go out of their way for a confrontation.
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Are there two wolves inside you?
Yes, but they’re both vegan
I may be lawful stupid, but I’m a good boy, goddamnit.
Chaotic Big should be a donkey
I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.
Ok but how do they taste on a sandwich?
Prepotente, Donut, and Penelope are all appalled
