Yeah, that’s why I have a micro penis. All the sex I’ve had.

Prolly

The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?

I hate it. No chick wants to date me due to my small and thin penis that has been worn down to a tiny stump from all the sexual partners ive had. They tell me its like throwing a sausage down a hallway 😭

Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.

I’ve been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.

its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis

The one on the right looks bigger though, it’s just zoomed out.

Do it in the butt. 🤷‍♂️

I should put some coal up there.

Haven’t noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.

Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory…

Level up your oral skills.

Those penises look like they’ll be delicious after I hit them with me searzall

I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!