I’ve actually started doing this via thrifting. It’s fun to look for just the wrong sign.

I need this sign since every time I go take a shit my wife and cat decide to have an all hands meeting.

Family and friends gather here

FTFY

oh gross. that’s white, too. right next to the ADA handrail and soap and everything. raise it four fucking inches.

i recognize that bathroom from my childhood. that’s a care facility. there shouldn’t even be fabric right there.