The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.

Wait, you folks wear underwear?

Penis

This is how you can tell the USB dongle is properly installed.

Yep

I still use Defrag for oldschool DOS/Win311/95/98 virtual machine disk images. After I’ve got the VM image set up the way I want, then I’ll defrag it, then write a nulled out DUMMY.BIN to the root folder filling all the free space, then delete the DUMMY.BIN file.

Doing that greatly improves compression of the final archived disk image.

This job requires a vehicle. I do not have one. I’m the mechanic for a shitbox that takes elderly people to doctor appointments…

Hard to say, but good curious question…

Yep, been there, tried that. I used to work as a mobile device hardware tech for over a decade, though I didn’t exactly get the opportunity to experiment with every device that came across my bench ya know…

Now that’s a legit idea!

I don’t exactly have spare devices to experiment with, but that’s an awesome idea 👍

The other day at our city park, a dude came along in his truck, with a trailer and a 4 wheeler on the trailer. He just wanted to enjoy a ride around in the good weather.

Not much of a big deal really, but they don’t like people parking or driving on the grass, and they definitely don’t like people driving a motor vehicle on the walking/jogging track…

Welp, someone called the cops on him, and they sent 3 police cars out for him. Within about a half hour of the cops talking with him, he was arrested, and they sent not one but two tow trucks, one for his truck and the other for his trailer and 4 wheeler.

Apparently, going by the inmate search I did later, he was stubborn and didn’t care to obey the cops, and also charged with resisting arrest. The way the inmate report read seemed like the cops tried giving him a warning and an out, like take that shit out of the park, but he was too stubborn to comply. 🤦‍♂️

So now he’s in jail plus he’s gonna have at least 2 vehicle impound fees, maybe 3 if the impound considers the trailer and the 4 wheeler as 2 separate vehicles.

Fuckin’ dumbass, it should be common sense to like not drive a motor vehicle on a walking track at a public park.

Whatever, not my problem.

Either the door is ajar, or the jar is a door.

Either way, don’t fuck the jar, Randy learned the hard way last week…

That’s the swipe left signal, obviously…

https://lemmy.world/post/46629079

Family and friends gather here

FTFY

Guilty as charged, also Bill Nye the Science Guy 👍

It’s properly called a Large Bowel Movement…

I look up in the sky and see a dot flying through the sky.

I can’t identify it, so by definition, it is a UFO (Unidentified Flying Object).

Also, the moon landing was indeed staged, that’s how staged rockets work.

And of course aliens exist, they’re sadly being deported every day…

So, when people speak of aliens, they should make a hard distinguishment between the terms ‘alien’ and ‘extraterrestrial’

Damn, no shit yo, definitely AI tweaked, to say the least…

Use saltwater, that’ll work instantly…

Of course not, it’s ajar…