God: is all loving
Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
He’s still refining his prompts
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
Those flies totally had it coming!
Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he’s not immediately goated at it
Tbh the world being God streaming a game of the Sims makes more sense
“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you,“ (to aquatic life) “you’re cool,” (to last land animal group) “and fuck you. You’re out.”
—— God, probably
edit: punctuation
Family Annihilator
Man, what a shit deity. So much for “omnipotent” if he can’t create shit he won’t regret.
Us too buddy, us too
The original final solution
I remember a cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. It was 2 people, both obviously gods. The one that was larger and bearded was looking down on a smaller child like person. The child was showing the adult a planet he had created, (earth) in his cupped hands. The adult sized god looks down at it simply says, “And now that you have had your little joke…”
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
