Reminds me of this

I am going to downboat you because I’m a Subaru fan not because you are incorrect in your choice of vehicle.
(I actually upboated you)
When I first saw Subaru impresa back in 1998 I was a child, but I could see how special the car was. In fact, during late 90s and 2000s we had some very special cars coming out of rally.
Most movies would end faster if the main character was driving a Lancer.
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Driving Mrs. Daisy
- The Brave Little Toaster
- Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
- Homeward Bound
- Speed…
When I see a rally car, I see a Lancer careening through a missed curve at high speed and flying off into the forest only to get wraped around several innocent trees.
One does not simply drive into Mordor…oh hell you have an Evo? Go on you’re good
Idk, maybe one of those Dakar cars could take gnarlier shortcuts
Were they stupid?
They took a boat, clearly a detour
They used Bing maps.
Just off the upper left of the map there’s Greece, NY. It’s a Rochester suburb. Just throwing that out there.
Turn off highways and watch what happens.
It was back in the days before cars
Don’t eat the lotuses in Schenectady.
Most of that time was just hanging out on an island not traveling
It’s a “fast food” version of the Odyssey compared to the original Michelin-starred meal.
If you’re making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won’t be disappointed.
Took a quick detour for a garbage plate i see
That’s with a car, is it’s totally different.
If you had to push a Greek penteconter the whole way down that freeway, with occasional side trips for special requests, it might take you a long time too.
Still accurate if you’re in the Russian army
That was the whole point, wasn’t it?
Ohio’s is 35 mins
The problem is they turned onto Chrysler Ave instead of hitting 890 off crosstown and once you get on Chrysler Ave it’s impossible to get off and then you’re just stuck at Schenectady.



