Slide the pizza to the edge of the plate to nibble at.

Non medical people making execution drugs because medical professionals took an oath to do no harm

No whose line?

Are they taking applications to be the neurons

I gave my nephew a book “p is for pterodactyl, the worst alphabet book ever” I think the adults liked it more than he did

It’s ok, it’s only on the hr lady’s computer and she always locks the door

Thou shalt not count to four, thou shalt not count to two unless proceeding to three

Freddie mercury was born in 1946

Do they actually act like that or do you see something shiny and automatically get jealous

The alternative is they make a program to read your resume and when it reads it wrong you get filtered out for that

If you get perfect health you don’t need calorie immunity

That’s why Germany lost

You can get in bed earlier it doesn’t mean you’ll fall asleep

Nice try J. G. Wentworth

He was praying to Baal

You weren’t supposed to eat the spoon

By definition there is always scarcity

They always tell me I need an air filter then tell me they don’t have one.

How do you block an instance

Most of that time was just hanging out on an island not traveling