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I did that at a house warming for one of my girlfriends friends. I just came out of the bathroom and told her we needed to go now.
“Babe you’re going to need a new friend”
you mean go to get a plunger?
you mean go to get a plunger, right?
you mean go to get a plunger, left?
No, right.
dude, we’re using the plunger wrong, it goes up and down, not left to right
You mean go to get a plunger, up?
At my job they have those toilets with compressed air. Not a plunger in sight but it’s never been a problem for me. And I’m a large man with large poops.
The fucking what?!
Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.
NGL I’ve mentally trained myself not to poop outside of home. My body seems to agree because I’ve only pooped twice outside of home since the last time I’ve done so when i was a toddler!
You don’t even poop at work?
Only once!
You’re missing out on thousands of dollars worth of paid poop breaks!
That’s wild
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