easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.
Respect
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it’s for the greater good
Get off my ark it’s muh wine !
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it’s a really good joke
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.
Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)
Yes we can give France another chance.
Sacre bleu!
Uhh… neither?
Like it’s just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?
Does it matter? Frankia delenda est
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!
My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.
(つ◉益◉)つ where is my cat girl gf!
I will take the void where friance used to be.
Definitely begone with france 10/10
I see Bush’s campaign against France worked.
And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.
