Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!

Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!

No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!

Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)

Holy shit, I said might, not is! Have my years of disemboweling small creatures for Augery purposes finally paid off???

I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)

Now walking to whiskey, bill cut! Thank you for balancing my budget!

Hey

Stop enticing me with representationas of my eudaemonic ideal, Mr. Plat O’

is very cross

Hey

Stop enticing me with representationas of my eudaemonic ideal, Mr. Plat O’Sokrates is very cross with this

Shitposting aside, aye! This is a Treachery of Images vibed meme, I love unhinged surrealism so :)

Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150

Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying

Confirmed, Aussies hide their lack of banter behind that sillyass accent!

Weird. You’re a boy. You don’t know how to boy dinner :/

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FROGTRESSOR!”

“Yes,” said Frog, “for the love of god.”

When you like people as a concept, but not seeing them, interacting with them, or talking to them

I miss it when I only knew of one Israel K., and that guy jammed on the uke instead of promising genocide :(

<3

I had a roommate that loved milk so much, they would snort powdered milk regularly in the bathroom.

The immense power of Shitckra is not for the masses!