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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

He's an arborist

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He's an arborist

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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    23 days ago

    Method C. Sounding rod depth required to hit the prostate.

    I know it sounds odd to do this on a tree, but trust me, it works.

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      Thrust*

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    23 days ago

    Tear off the branch and measure the total length.

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    THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!!!

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    23 days ago

    Half the length plus seven

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      Woop woop, 7.5cm! A personal best.

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    I would use 0,5x(A+B) because chicks dig a big branch.

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    Shine a light directly down on it from above. Measure the shadow

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    This can be easily calculated by the formula [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip^2

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    Loggers should be called arbortionists.

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    here is an authority on the matter

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas&pp=0gcJCUACo7VqN5tD&ra=m

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    Measure from the roots

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    You have to push the branch down with one hand, such that it is perpendicular to the trunk. With the other hand place a ruler to measure trunk to tip via method A. This gives the honest expectation of ''usable" length.

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    Average them?

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    Probably from the side tbh as opposed to either of these two

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    Wrap the measuring tape until the entire branch is wrapped. For more accurate measurements, use thinner tape.

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    The correct way is to see how deep into a Pringle can it can go. For an accurate measure, you’ll need to prevent angled entry. You can help it slide in straight by using a couple guiding sponges on either side of a latex glove attached to the rim pushed up inside it. Put a bit of Vaseline in the glove to prevent tearing the glove with the rough bark. For maximum safety, put the jar of Vaseline in a warm water bath for a few minutes beforehand to make the viscosity better for smooth entry and exit.

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