This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?

And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.

You’re the person in the sinking boat, adding weight but with no interest in removing water or plugging the hole.

“Tight”

Not quite… cops first response is, “Well which of you had more wealth?” And THEN if the answer is you the cop says shit happens.

Extend both of your hands upward towards outer space!

They really are going all out for the midterms. A new pandemic

Got my grandpas on both sides…

Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11

Happy Easter weekend, you stupid pieces of shit!

$100… trump is a cancer on humanity’s asshole.

She jingles loudly while she dances,

Leading oft to pantsless romances.

Careful early planning, she stays worry free,

As her bottom always holds the key.

You’re welcome.

Look Maryjane, you shouldn’t have started working at this Applebees if you didn’t want to answer hard questions. Now I’ll continue, does it make the pssstchh sound as well, if so?

Surge flushing is real.

Automatic DNA tests on whatever you “deposit” into the “specimen chamber” and results sold to the insurance companies so they can increase your rates of drop your coverage coincidentally before you see an actual diagnosed.

Your butt told on you for pre crime… Minority Repoopt

The founder of toilets has managed to shit his pants in the middle of the living room.

And I do mean ALL rat… y’know what I mean?

Like the butt part.

IBM was essential to a more efficient Holocaust for the nazis.

Same or less burden of proof than flock’s cameras saying you’re driving a stolen car.

Sell the gum, toss the remote

You stole my identity… You lose! You get NOTHING! GOOD DAY, SIR!

The cowardly lion woman needs to be named alongside flock itself. This needs to follow her forever as well. Fascist mouthpiece garbage person